You May Be an Otaku If…

• You get splashed with cold water and turn into a girl or a panda.
• Your hair defies all laws of gravity.
• You see your girlfriend/boyfriend in the shower and die of blood loss.
• You randomly scream Kamehameha.
• You build a giant robot and try to overthrow the government.
• When someone says “sit boy” you crash to the ground.
• You tell people you were once Battousai, and will never kill again.
• You have several alien girls chasing you including a demon, two cops, two princesses, and a scientist.
• You never wear more than 7 cubic inches of clothing over your breasts.
• You turn into a giant monkey at the full moon.
• Even strangers call Otaku-Sama.
• Your music consists only of Japanese anime soundtracks, and you’ve memorized every word, not knowing what any of them mean.
• You continuously call people baka until they have mental breakdowns.
• You own entire bootlegged series’ on CD-R.
• You entire series’ on DVD.
• You spend over $200 a month on anime.
• Before a fight, you “power up”, or scream “Gundam Fight, Ready Go!”.
• You spend all your time in school drawing manga, or up lists like this one.
• You only drinking water like a Namek, and die of starvation.
• You M on your forehead and King of Hearts symbol on your hand
• You can beat Kaiba at Duel Monsters.
• You host your own Tenkaichi Budoukai, and Akira Toriyama sues you.
• You become a spirit detective after you friends revive you with Dragon Balls.
• You have 30 Gigs of anime music videos on your computer.
• You buy a DVD player just so you can watch Japanese anime.
• You read all books right-to-left.
• You grab random peoples’ heads screaming “Shining Finger”!
• You use your life savings to finance a worldwide Dragon Ball search.
• You find a Dragon Ball.
• You claim Naga is your girlfriend.
• You yell kuta bare at people, and run when they understand you.
• You perfect the Hiten Mitsirugi sword style.
• Someone close to you dies, and your hair turns blonde.
• When you cut something, it stays together for a few seconds, then flies apart.
• You search every store in the mall for an original Playstation to play Japanese games on.
• You live in a space colony.
• Your hair is naturally blue, purple, or green.
• You speak fluent Japanese by learning off subtitled anime.
• It takes you 5 hours to name every anime you’ve ever seen.
• Someone is always trying to crash a satellite into your planet.
• You take interesting periods in your life, and call them sagas or arcs.